who evidently has been preaching for many years on his Family Radio that the world is going to end on May 21, 2011. (Honestly, it's the first time I've heard of it, so I don't think they got the word out very well. They didn't give me much time to make preparations!) He claims this day is exactly 7,000 years from the day the animals stepped onto Noah's Ark. He says Jesus will return to Earth and save his believers. The unrepentant sinners among us will be the victims of a massive earthquake that will start in New Zealand and spread across the world until it reaches the United States about 6 p.m. Unlucky survivors will perish six months later on October 21, when God destroys the Earth with fire.
Really?
Well, if this is the end of the world, I have just enough time to meet it with a shower, squeaky clean hair, and we're going out for Mexican food tonight!
I'm ready - how about you?
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